No Soup For You | Tote Bag

Carry your sass (and your stuff) in iconic style.

This bold and hilarious tote features the Soup Nazi himself—because nothing says "don’t test me" like a Seinfeld quote on a canvas bag. Originally available at our Greens & Beans Deli fundraiser for Lapu Lapu Relief (where the Soup Nazi made an appearance, signed items, and posed for photos!), this tote is now available online for a limited time.

👜 Tote Features:

• 100% heavy canvas – sturdy and built to last

• 22.5" black nylon webbed handles

• 10.5" handle drop – fits comfortably over the shoulder

• Perfect for grocery runs, library hauls, or your latest soup pickup

💯 100% of profits will be donated to support Lapu Lapu Relief.
🧵 Made to order – please allow up to 7–10 business days for production (not including shipping). Often, it's quicker!
⚠️ This is a final sale item due to its fundraiser nature.

🎨 Actual colours may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences. We do our best to accurately represent all products in photos.